
"Cheers" to a Good Time... (But Mostly to My Phone)"
Seriously, Wisconsin, what is this obsession with televised sporting events? Every. Single. Bar. It's like the state motto is "Go Pack Go!" and "Silence is Golden, Unless it's for the Packers."

My Apartment is My Boyfriend (and He's Way Less Drama)
Then, my brain, in its infinite wisdom, decides to play a little game called “What If Everyone Forgets About You?” It’s a real nail-biter. My anxiety whispers sweet (and by sweet, I mean terrifying) nothings in my ear: “If you’re not there, they’ll move on. They’ll forget you exist. You’ll become a social ghost.” Dramatic much? My brain is basically a telenovela writer.

Ugh, the Worst: The Perpetual Plan-Canceller (and Their Audacity)
DO. NOT. CANCEL. PLANS. WITH. ME. AND. THEN. GET. MAD. WHEN. I'M. BUSY. WHEN. YOU. FINALLY. DECIDE. YOU. WANT. TO. HANG. OUT.

From Shot Queen to Cranberry Crusader: My Hilarious Descent (or Ascent?) into Sobriety (ish)
Adulthood, it seems, brings a kind of magic I never anticipated. The parties may get wilder in memory, but I don't miss the heavy blanket of regret that accompanied them. The choices I make now reflect a respect for my body and a desire for genuine experiences over temporary highs. Who knew that kombucha could bring such clarity?

Honey, I'm Not Your LGBTQIA+ Fairy Godmother (And My Wand Doesn't Do THAT Kind of Magic)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a date with a bottle of champagne, a fabulous pair of heels, and a playlist that’s guaranteed to make you want to dance. Because, darling, life is too short to settle for vanilla.

My Sanctuary This Weekend: Home
This weekend is about self-care. Maybe I'll do a little writing – it's a creative outlet that helps me process my thoughts and feelings. But mostly, I plan on just being. Reading a book, listening to music, maybe even indulging in a movie marathon. Simple pleasures, enjoyed in the comfort of my own little world.

The World Sounds Loud: When Crowds and Noise Overwhelm
I've learned a few coping mechanisms over the years. Sometimes, it's as simple as stepping outside for a few minutes to catch my breath and find some quiet. Other times, I'll wear noise-canceling headphones to help filter out the excess noise. And sometimes, the best thing I can do is simply acknowledge my limits and leave the situation altogether.

Hold Up, Honeybunches: A Public Service Announcement for the Clueless
The idea of spending an evening watching sports, making small talk about… well, I don’t even know what you talk about, probably sports, and enduring the constant barrage of casual misogyny is my personal definition of hell. No, thank you. I value my sanity, and frankly, my eardrums.

Tinder: A Sausage Fest of… Well, You Know 🍆
So, here's a PSA to all the Tinderellas out there: if you're looking for anything beyond a quick hookup, you might want to try a different app.

The Unsent Letter: When Moving On Means Moving Forward (Without Looking Back)
This leads me to the core of what I want to share: moving on isn’t just about forgetting someone. It’s about creating a new space for yourself, a space free from the toxicity of the past.